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A sci fi (stereotypical) alien meets a realistic alien and is confused
roachpatrol:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

WASTED

roachpatrol:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

WASTED

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)

j0ye:

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT

shinyblackgreninja:

playbunny:

if Nepeta didn’t cry after seeing her best friend get killed in front of her then she certainly wouldn’t cry after getting rejected by a boy. 

As opposed to Karkat who will cry if he remembers it’s been 10 minutes since the last time he cried.

nomnivore1:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

via



*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Take the system and use it to beat the system senseless.

nomnivore1:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

via

image

*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Take the system and use it to beat the system senseless.

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
Anonymous

unwinona:

kateordie:

demonicdorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

image

SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

Practicing painting a little.

Practicing painting a little.